Yep, it's a new year.

( DARE TO RAMBLE. )

[Wreck-Gar is back at his junkyard, looking quietly over his humble home. He's quiet for a long time, then exhales.]

...Yep. Everything looks the same.

[He turns around and leaves the junkyard.]

Soooo.

Should I go back to jail?

Uhhh.

Stupid question time! Why am I in a different prison an' why are there zombies an' stuff?

I'd probably ask "OH NO WHY AM I A HUMAN?!" but I'm kinda used to that by now.

Um.

Could the police please arrest me? I'll go wait by the station.

Thanks. Bye.

[There is Wreck-Gar, in one of his human forms. Angel wings, halo, you get the drill--

But he's also sporting a cast over his arm.]

...Uh.

Just so everyone knows?

You can't fly with the wings. ...Or float down safely with an umbrella. I tried that before, too!

Cartoons are full of lies! Next thing you know, cake is less than truthful. Gosh.

[Someone else appears to be lurking the junkyard! ... Okay, no, wait. It's still Wreck-Gar, but he isn't as easily recognized right off. His face is the same, but most of him looks as if he's gone with a complete overhaul of his body, more or less. He's literally made out of spare parts from other vehicles with a much leaner robot build now ( Read more... )

Hmm, what's a good way of doin' this. I mean, I really wanna sound heroic, but--Well, here goes ( Read more... )

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL OF THE DADDIES IN NAUTILUS!!

We love you guys! Yeah!

There are a lot of dads here, huh? Like Optimus! Optimus Prime is everyone's dad ever. And Ratchet is everyone's grandpa-bot! And Wheeljack's like a wacky uncle! Uncles can be dads, too!Umm, I think there are a bunch of other dads. Let's see... like V! V's a totally ( Read more... )

[Wreck-Gar stands there, in deep thought. Approaching him is Elizabeth the Unicorn, who can only be seen by those pure of heart -- or alternatively, virgins. The Junkion finally looks up at her, and then clings to her neck.]

Okay! Time for you to go home since England's back. All right?

[Elizaberth whinnies.I... I'm gonna miss you too, girl. But ( Read more... )